My dearest Sam,
I love you so much. You are affectionate, unbelievably smart and absolutely hilarious. If I had to sum it all up in one word, it would have to be AMAZING!
But if I may speak candidly, I could honestly do without the hitting, screaming, throwing, crying and unpredictable tantrums.
Oh, and by the way, I happen to know for a fact that you're not deaf. So when I call you repeatedly and you do such a superb job of ignoring me, yeah, I could do without that as well.
Love you forever,