I get to get all dolled up.
I get to go on a date with the man of my dreams.
I get to have adult conversations that will not require me to repeat things over and over and over again.
I get to enjoy a cocktail (or two).
I get to sit down for dinner and not worry about cutting anyone's meat or blowing on their food or taking anyone to the potty.
I get to enjoy a nice WARM meal (it's the little things, people!).
I get to look and feel pretty because messy little hands will not be ALL OVER ME!
And then I get to go to the Orpheum to see this:
Tonight is going to be a really, really good night!